Events are moving swiftly. Last week we were at peace. This week, President Obama's long simmering plan to provoke war with the UK bore fruit in the form of two audacious affronts to the dignity of the Anglo-Saxon race.
First, Obama accepted Prime Minister Brown's offer of a visit. Brown was gulled into believing that Obama was fully allied in Browns audacious plan to unite the world in universal joy. Instead, Obama pretended not to know who Brown was, or at least that's how it seemed.
Second, Obama used the customary exchange of gifts to press home his humiliation offensive. While details are secret, it is thought that the hapless Brown presented the President with several of the crown jewels, the stone of scone and the remains of Shakespeare. The President reciprocated with a plastic toy helicopter and some DVD's from the White House gift shop. The President added further insult by leaking the whole thing to the press before the stupefied Brown could escape the country.
Finally, The President ordered the CIA to smuggle the name of Ted Kennedy onto this years honors list. No doubt Obama calculates that the presence of a notorious Irish-American drunkard and IRA tool as a candidate for honorary knighthood will push the Queen over the edge.
Where this calculated campaign of abuse will end no one knows. But the intent is clear. Perhaps our President hopes to distract the American public from the impending depression. Sources on deep background report that the President my be under the impression that Great Britain is still in possession of vast amounts of gold to be captured. I would not want to be the one to inform him that none other than Gordon Brown sold most of it off for a fraction of its present value years ago.