Sunday, November 18, 2007
BUT WE CAN ALL FEEL SAFER NOW
However accommodating to criminals the political elite of new Jersey is, the Federal Government can be relied upon to show the mailed fist to malefactors of all sorts. Those of us who quake in our beds at the prospect of killer baseball players on the loose can breath easier that the menace of Barry Bonds is being seen to. The threat to our way of life posed by Bonds can hardly be overstated. I'm gratified that at least one federal prosecutor refused to be distracted by terrorists, millions of illegal aliens, the Russian Mafia and other ephemeral concerns and instead spent the necessary funds and effort to really hammer Mr. Bonds. I just couldn't bear to live in a country where some big ape of a ball player could fib about injecting himself with chemicals to make himself even bigger, for my amusement.